Speed Racer
Just like how bodybuilders can be self conscious about their delts, us IT pros can get a little self conscious about our typing speed. It's undoubtedly dumb, but some believe that being able to have your fingers fly across the keyboard at mach speeds shows all the "casuals" that you are truly the master. I have to admit... I am not the fastest typer. I normally type between 70-80 wpm which is by no means bad, but nothing to start bragging about either. So how do you defend yourself when some guy is dissing your wpm in front of your fly girl? You give them one of these...
This is a bot I made that destroys typing tests. It reads the page for all the words in the test, then types them out much faster than humanly possible. I actually had to slow it down a little bit so that the page could keep up. So now if someone ever makes fun of your typing speed, just show them this to remind them that we will all be replaced by computers anyway and none of this actually matters... Actually maybe my time would be better spent learning to make furniture or something.
Here is a link to the source code if you are interested in seeing how it works